Pre-show rituals & backstage secrets

Okay so the very first time I performed i was at this bar called mooney's in Oklahoma and I was only like 16 at the time and I was so excited but I was in the parking lot and smoking a joint got baked as a potato and got inside right as I was supposed to go on, well I got super nervous as soon as I grabbed the mic and literally thought i was going to shit myself hahaa the whole performance I was afraid to fart XD so after that experience and many others I don't drink I don't smoke (at least until after I perform and then its game on!) and I ALWAYS go to the bathroom first!

now that I use the flower suit I've been naked in more bar bathrooms than I've ever wanted to in my entire life.